Realising how much you’ve changed for someone, and hating it.
Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my poker face.
What a beautiful weekend, even if I am a wee bit burnt now haha, and a lovely hot tub sesh to finish it off (:
Because that answered my question. Twat.
You get told to be yourself, but then they criticise you for it.
I honestly give up even trying.
The feeling that someone you care for so much doesn’t even remember or care about your existence half the time. Yeah, love that.
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
oh god :(