Realising how much you’ve changed for someone, and hating it.

Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my poker face.

What a beautiful weekend, even if I am a wee bit burnt now haha, and a lovely hot tub sesh to finish it off (:

Because that answered my question. Twat.

You get told to be yourself, but then they criticise you for it.

I honestly give up even trying.

The feeling that someone you care for so much doesn’t even remember or care about your existence half the time. Yeah, love that.

What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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gorify:

omfg

HAHAHHAHAA

WHERE IS THIS FROM OMG LOL

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

oh god :(